Near-Death Experiences...

[boboy1999]

When I was surfing in costa rica I almost drowned and got taken out to sea by the giant waves. Prety scare experience. Luckily I had a gapple and swam back to shore.

 

[MCGamerzism]

I nearly chocked on a pen lid.

 

[bridgedragon]

I nearly chocked on a pen lid.

I feel like choking, drowning, and bleeding to death are the worst ways to die. Because your basically in pain watching yourself die, trying to help yourself but you barely can't.
Also that seems really gruesome, how'd you get it out?

 

[CyberSelfi]

i almost dead 1nce

but im survivied on half aheart ='D

ya this hacker almost killed me. ik how u feel

 

[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

В Советской России, вы не питье алкоголь, алкоголь пьет вас

Just translated your joke. Your welcome. (Also added the word "Soviet")

ty i guess <3

 

[Writer]

Have you ever had sleep paralysis? It's a horrible experience I can't really help, and I've felt like I'm near to death whenever it happens.. ^.^

 

[Avesu]

I feel like choking, drowning, and bleeding to death are the worst ways to die. Because your basically in pain watching yourself die, trying to help yourself but you barely can't.
Also that seems really gruesome, how'd you get it out?

Actually the worst way to die is being burned alive.

 

[Pixelatorx2]

I nearly chocked on a pen lid.

Nice one, bud.

Almost been blind one, nearly had a hinge smash just a little shy from my left eye.

IDK If I've ever died, dont really dwell on those types of thoughts. Almost been hit by a car multiple times. Ah, I remember. There was a time I was on a cruise, years back, being the idiot I was (and still am) I decided to walk on Devils Bride, essentially a bridge made by ferocious waves. Slippery as hell ontop, and deep as hell on the bottom. If you fell its certain death. I slipped, didnt fall but came close

 

[Fireized]

IDK If I've ever died

I don't think so mate!

 

[Moro]

I don't think so mate!

My teacher died 3 times from a motorbiking accident.... although he is 'sadly' alive today, it is possible to die and come back to life if its not too late

 

[MCGamerzism]

Nice one, bud.

Almost been blind one, nearly had a hinge smash just a little shy from my left eye.

IDK If I've ever died, dont really dwell on those types of thoughts. Almost been hit by a car multiple times. Ah, I remember. There was a time I was on a cruise, years back, being the idiot I was (and still am) I decided to walk on Devils Bride, essentially a bridge made by ferocious waves. Slippery as hell ontop, and deep as hell on the bottom. If you fell its certain death. I slipped, didnt fall but came close

You gotta be careful m8....xD

 

[MCGamerzism]

I feel like choking, drowning, and bleeding to death are the worst ways to die. Because your basically in pain watching yourself die, trying to help yourself but you barely can't.
Also that seems really gruesome, how'd you get it out?

I can't even remember it xD but my mom turned me upside down
I've heard that drowning is actually a easy death...you just faint underwater...no pain, just panic.
But choking and bleeding are definitely horrifying to imagine.