Lol, too many:
1. My friend in full swing hitting me over the head with a metal baseball bat.
2. Flipping over a bar and almost cracking my head open at Disneyland
3. Hearing
Twee got unbanned
4. My uncle fell on me while we were skiing, and I passed out going 20 mph through trees
5. Getting bit by a poisonous spider and almost having my throat close up
6. Jumping in front of a car because I dropped my Pokemon cards when I was 6
7. Getting TBoned by a drunk driver
8. Falling in and almost drowning in a pool when I was 6
There are more but school tommorow and stuff...