It was on sg1, I decided to play on AU one day for no particular reason, and I ran my route (1 tier two) After I ran it, it was just about to refill, so I just waited at the tier two where I got my second iron ingot. I heard the familiar "Crack!" of the thunder, and saw the countdown to DM start. I panicked as the only weapon I had was a wooden sword until I made my iron one. I waited until the countdown got down to 3 seconds, and I started sprinting forward to get a chance at making my sword. "Damn. He's full iron..." I thought when I saw one of my opponents. I ran to the crafting bench, managing not t to get hit while crafting. I heard the final blow on my ill fated foe, as his body and items dropped to the ground. I ran in, swinging wildly. First hit was thankfully a crit, and I managed to get another hit before he turns around and hits me twice in quick succession. "Good! Hacker!" I yelled to my friends in teamspeak as I watched him draw his bow at me through f5. As i got a little further, he locked onto my friends spectating, and shot an arrow straight at them. "Guys, we need to use this to our advantage. Stay right above him when he has his bow out!" I ran around, pondering my options as I ran from him around corn, my health coming to full. I turn around and pull out my bow, getting a shot off onto him and hearing the triumphant "Ding!" as it hits. ran towards him again, swinging insanely and spamming my mouse hitting him twice before he switched back to his sword. I run away, acting injured as he switches to his bow once more, again locking onto my friends. I run back at him, hitting him once more while attempting to strafe his hits. I get behind him and hit once more, not expecting the outcome to be a satisfactory "Crack!" of the thunder as my friends tell me how I was being cheered on.
**EDIT** Didnt expect this to be a g33ke post