Wish Corrupter!

[toby22]

You get a pebble, but it's sharp and stabs your hand

I want my own laptop

You get one but it breaks down

I want a penny

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You get one but it breaks down

I want a penny

You get one, but it brings bad luck. Also, pennies don't count for anything now because they are gonna stop making them

 

[toby22]

You get one, but it brings bad luck. Also, pennies don't count for anything now because they are gonna stop making them

Ok I want a nickel?

 

[soggypickle]

You get the nickel, but it's a soggynickel.

I want a pet stegosaurus!

 

[toby22]

You get the nickel, but it's a soggynickel.

I want a pet stegosaurus!

You get it, but it died of stegosauruskillingdiseasesititis

I want a quarter

 

[soggypickle]

You get a quarter, but it's only a quarter of a quarter.

I want a boyfriend.

 

[toby22]

You get it but he dies of beinggayasitis

I want a half dollar

 

[soggypickle]

You get four ninths of a dollar.

I want my ears pierced.

 

[toby22]

You get it but the ear piercer fails and cuts your brain

I want a dollar

 

[soggypickle]

You get a peso.

I wish... for more... sir... please...

 

[toby22]

You get it but it disappears

I want an apple

 

[Thesgpro]

Summer never ends but that game you always wanted comes at the end of the summer.

I wish that Beiber would die in a fire.

yo mom