Wish Corrupter!

[HalfSquirrel]

You win, but the leader boards restart

I wish for a cookie

You get one, but it's your least favourite kind.

I wish for some acorns

 

[toby22]

You get one, but it's your least favourite kind.

I wish for some acorns

You get it, but it is poisoned

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You get it, but it is poisoned

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie

You get it, but there is also remains of poisoned acorns in it.

I wish for a gaming laptop that works perfectly and doesn't break.

 

[toby22]

You get it, but there is also remains of poisoned acorns in it.

I wish for a gaming laptop that works perfectly and doesn't break.

You get it, but it's in an alien language

I wish for a nonpoisoned chocolate chip cookie

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You get it, but it's in an alien language

I wish for a nonpoisoned chocolate chip cookie

Good thing I know alien languages

I give you the same thing. The cookie wasn't poisoned, the additions to the cookie was

 

[toby22]

Good thing I know alien languages

I give you the same thing. The cookie wasn't poisoned, the additions to the cookie was

I wish for a piece of cake

 

[HalfSquirrel]

I wish for a piece of cake

You get a piece of cake, but the other pieces are already eaten by ants.

I wish for youtube popularity *And the ability to record videos...*

 

[toby22]

You get a piece of cake, but the other pieces are already eaten by ants.

I wish for youtube popularity *And the ability to record videos...*

You wish is granted, but your recording software is actually a hacked version and is removed by the government and youtube is banned

I wish for obsidian

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You wish is granted, but your recording software is actually a hacked version and is removed by the government and youtube is banned

I wish for obsidian

You get obsidian, but on your way back die in lava.

I wish for some 'taters

 

[Daalexantor]

You get your taters, but they are frozen.

I wish it was Cristmas.

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You get your taters, but they are frozen.

I wish it was Cristmas.

It is Christmas, but you slept through it

I wish I got what I wanted for Christmas

 

[TheUnchainedArtist]

You get everything you wanted for christmas, but then you have to sell all your presents because of your high rents.

I wish I had a delicious milk-shake.