The Rap Battle Thread

[Zana]

This guy is a proper badass
he easily takes on a guy that needs more than 4 sentences for his rhyme.
But let me guess,
Cmk has to break the rules again next time.

YoubetterRun that's what im saying everyday
im so hungry that I could eat you today
Youbetterrun that's what he say

 

[WertQuadNine]

YoubetterRun that's what im saying everyday
im so hungry that I could eat you today
Youbetterrun that's what he say

Complementing? Oh please...
I could end you with ease.
Cut you thinner then a slice of cheese!
And roll yo out smallr den peas!

 

[YouBetterRun]

Complementing? Oh please...
I could end you with ease.
Cut you thinner then a slice of cheese!
And roll yo out smallr den peas!

mate,
Rapping is not about hate.
It is supposed to be a fun thread,
And arguments are the only thing you get.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Complementing? Oh please...
I could end you with ease.
Cut you thinner then a slice of cheese!
And roll yo out smallr den peas!

I see you are trying thats respectable
At least your lines aren't that unethical
You have gotten better than your first attempt
but only comparing to food will lead to contempt

 

[Captain Sours]

mate,
Rapping is not about hate.
It is supposed to be a fun thread,
And arguments are the only thing you get.

Don't you dare tell me what rap is about,
You're 4 years old with a dummy in your mouth,
I'm a lyrical god - be scared of me,
On MCSG I'm making history!

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Don't you dare tell me what rap is about,
You're 4 years old with a dummy in your mouth,
I'm a lyrical god - be scared of me,
On MCSG I'm making history!

History? as far as bad mods go
No one likes you I hope you know
You ban people without a good reason
I hope you know I'm only teasin

 

[Wickyy]

Don't you dare tell me what rap is about,
You're 4 years old with a dummy in your mouth,
I'm a lyrical god - be scared of me,
On MCSG I'm making history!

K captain Sourpants
Your History's Yesterday
Let me teach you a lesson cause u didnt get the memo
Im Best your the rest.

 

[YouBetterRun]

Don't you dare tell me what rap is about,
You're 4 years old with a dummy in your mouth,
I'm a lyrical god - be scared of me,
On MCSG I'm making history!

Assuming someone is four,
Makes you as smart as my floor,
If you ever enter my house,
You Better Runnn away through my door.
because I will beat you up hardcore.

jk <3

 

[WertQuadNine]

Assuming someone is four,
Makes you as smart as my floor,
If you ever enter my house,
You Better Runnn away through my door.
because I will beat you up hardcore.

jk <3

You take that JK back!
Pile the war like a stack!
Give it, or I make your eye black!
Gimme the entire rack.

 

[Mlpoknzaba]

Assuming someone is four,
Makes you as smart as my floor,
If you ever enter my house,
You Better Runnn away through my door.
because I will beat you up hardcore.

jk <3

That's 5 lines!
you can all call the cops,
I'll be policing this thread.
If you go over four lines then Ima complain.

 

[Captain Sours]

Assuming someone is four,
Makes you as smart as my floor,
If you ever enter my house,
You Better Runnn away through my door.
because I will beat you up hardcore.

jk <3

Hardcore? That's an bit of a bad word to use,
When you don't get hard over two hoes and a box of tissues,
I will enter your house and claim it my crib,
Then I'll steal your wife and have a 100 kids.

 

[PiggzCanFly]

That's 5 lines!
you can all call the cops,
I'll be policing this thread.
If you go over four lines then Ima complain.

You call that a rhyme?
Send me your complaint, but you'll have to wait in line
I'll police your post
If you think i'm trying to boast i'll put you on the roast, your toast.