Banned for eating which causes you to get fat, which causes you to not to exercise, which causes people to laugh at you, which causes insecurity, which causes self harming, which causes eating more food, which causes you to stay at your computer, which causes your eyes to go square, which causes you to play games, which causes you to play minecraft, which causes you to play Minecraft Survival games, which causes you to use up all your free time, which causes you to apply for moderator, which causes you to have an interview to the admins, which causes you to become a moderator, which causes you to ban people, which causes your fingers to hurt, which causes a break, which causes a lack of a social life, which causes you to be antisocial, which causes you to find friends on the internet, which causes you to drink alcohol, which causes you to get drunk, which causes you to run in front of a car, which causes you getting run over, which causes you to go into hospital, which causes you to have a 5 hour operation, which causes you into a coma, which causes you to shortly die. Congratulations.