Terrible Joke Thread

[PikachuPals]

What do you call a sneezing pokemon?
A Pika-chuuuuuu

 

[PikachuPals]

What do you call a peeking Pikachu?
A Peek-achu.
D'uh.

 

[Shaunypie87]

What do you call a peeking Pikachu?
A Peek-achu.
D'uh.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus. Poke-'em-on.

 

[JWingWangWong]

Why is this thread alive?
Because it's terrible.

 

[Levah]

What do you call a Pikachu which is really picky on which train he/she goes on?
A Pik-a-choooo.

What do you call a peeking Pikachu?
A Peek-achu.
D'uh.

What do you call a sneezing pokemon?
A Pika-chuuuuuu

:O Dem triple posts!

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[CrimsonRed]

Heisenberg says that, Schrödinger gets angry when the cop opens the boot and the cat inside is dead.

An infinite number of mathemeticians enter a bar. The first mathemetician says "I'll have half a glass of water." The second one says "I'll have a quarter a glass of water." The third one says "I'll have one-eighth a glass of water", and so on.

The bartender says "You're all idiots," and puts one glass of water on the counter.

 

[HalfSquirrel]

What do you call a peeking Pikachu?
A Peek-achu.
D'uh.

Please don't post multiple times in a row, it's against the rules. To avoid doing so, you can edit your post if you forgot something or reply to multiple people in one post. You can also put all of your jokes in one post rather than making a new post every time.

 

[TheRealAussie]

Why can't Hellen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead

 

[Intensebrawler]

Why did the traitor cross the road?

Because he was never really on your side...