Terrible Joke Thread

[FLAMEdex]

B: *Knock, Knock*
A: "Who's there?"
B: "Annoying Cow"
A: "Annoying Co-
B: "MOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[OnlyMathias]

A duck walks into a Bar. Then animal Control is called promptly and the duck is taken outside.

 

[DJ Kitty]

knock knock

who's there

boo

boo who

why so sad?

 

[WertQuadNine]

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender said "why the long face?"

...the horse replied "my kids are starving and my wife just died."

 

[OnlyMathias]

Favorite Joke

Whats Worse than a Worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

 

[funnybunny]

Pointless jokes:

1) What is the difference between orange? Moose because ice cream doesn't have bones.

2) there were 3 penguins on and iceberg one jumped off and swam away. The second one jumped off and seam away. The third one went to the side of the iceberg and said '5'

Anti jokes:

1) what is green and has wheels? Grass I just lied about the wheels.

2) a man walks into a bar and cracks his skull.

3) what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Whatever his name happens to be.

Terrible jokes:

1) what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

2) what is worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Some of them have probably been used.

 

[shoottomaim]

What do you call a bee with a bad hairdo?
A frisbee.

 

[Sim_Man]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.
Because it was dead xD!!!!!

 

[funnybunny]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.
Because it was dead xD!!!!!

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was glued to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.

 

[Shaunypie87]

Yo' mamma's so fat! When she fell over the sun came up! :O

 

[jonnysurvives]

Nerdy joke inbound!
So a cop pulls over Schrödinger and says
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
Schrödinger says
"No but I can tell you exactly where I was!"

Heisenberg says that, Schrödinger gets angry when the cop opens the boot and the cat inside is dead.

 

[PikachuPals]

What do you call a Pikachu which is really picky on which train he/she goes on?
A Pik-a-choooo.