Terrible Joke Thread

[Mlpoknzaba]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
this taste funny to you?"

 

[billyguy1]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[Yomega]

What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are week days.

 

[vascopasco]

I would make Osama joke, but they've probably Binn done.

 

[Yomega]

What do you call a man who shaves 20 times a day?
A barber.

 

[EllaTheAwesome]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts! *laugh track*

 

[Mlpoknzaba]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts! *laugh track*

Why didn't the skeleton go the the ball?
Because he didn't have any body to go with him!

 

[MJM239]

What is funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume.

 

[MetagrossVSwablu]

How do you fit 1000 babies into a bowl?

Blender.

How do you get them out? Straw.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dave
Dave who?
Dave then proceeds to burst out into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed so far that she no longer remembers who he is.

 

[Yomega]

What is funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume.

I came home and found my bathtub full of dead babies. I was devastated. I forgot my rubber ducky.

 

[mr_pendle]

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't.

 

[Professor Nub]

A man walked into a bar. What did he say?
"OW".