Terrible Joke Thread

[Yomega]

Hello! This is a thread to find a cheap laugh and share your terrible jokes. I'll go first.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank the coffee before it was cool.

 

[billyguy1]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.

 

[Claps]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

 

[Turnip]

You should call me butter 'cuz I'm on a roll.

 

[Yomega]

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

 

[BetaPuffle]

Why did Jimmy fall out of a tree?

Because Jeremy threw a fridge at him

 

[GavwavMCSG]

Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

Because it's a little "meteor."

 

[Yomega]

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic and the Titanic?
About halfway.
Too soon?

 

[Deleted member 143472]

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

 

[Yomega]

Nerdy joke inbound!
So a cop pulls over Schrödinger and says
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
Schrödinger says
"No but I can tell you exactly where I was!"

 

[Thapple_]

A man walks into a bar.
His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

 

[Yomega]

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "No, we don't serve Noble Gases here"
Argon doesn't react.