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[ShaunDepro]

The awkward moment when you wake up in an abandoned hotel with a Walrus next to you.

 

[The Arena Master]

The awkward moment when you wake up in an abandoned hotel with a Walrus next to you.

That awkward moment when you wake up with a sheep, a pig, and a walrus in a abandoned hotel.

 

[ShaunDepro]

The awkward moment when the pig asks if it's fat.

 

[The Arena Master]

The awkward moment when you're really the fat one

 

[ShaunDepro]

The awkward moment the walrus finds out it's father was a seal.

 

[The Arena Master]

The awkward moment when you find out that the walrus was older than the seal.

 

[ShaunDepro]

The awkward moment when the walrus finds out that in the future he travels back in time and becomes his own grandfather.

 

[The Arena Master]

The awkward moment when the walrus finds out that in the future he travels back in time and becomes his own grandfather.

LOL
The awkward moment when the walrus goes right back to the future to figure out he impregnated himself and then he has to go back in time to stop him from being his own grandfather.

 

[ShaunDepro]

The awkward moment when the walrus finds out that in the future it finds a time travel cardboard box and goes back in time, a few minor errors with the boxes fabric ripper causes a hiccup in the cardboard boxes' time displacement generator which causes him to turn into a young seal. He meets a young female walrus and they fell in love. <3 They had 3 children, one seal/walrus mutation became a scientist, one walrus was killed in a road accident, and one seal found a walrus woman and became a father of an obnoxious walrus who now spends their time luring people into abandoned hotels with a sheep and a pig that thinks it is fat. That walrus then finds out that in the future it finds a time travel... you get the point.

 

[The Arena Master]

The awkward moment when John Conner sends back The Terminator to stop the time travel of the walrus in order to prevent the birth of The Arena Master. The Terminator ends up destroying the box preventing the walrus from transforming into the seal, when the walrus meets the seal, she is extremely unimpressed and dumps him. The heartbroken Walrus then goes onto the top floor of the highest building you can think of and jumps off. In some weird kind of a way, The Sheep and The Pig arrive on the spot and catch the Walrus moments before he jumps. They pull him back up and explain how he must become a seal, in order to win the love of the Walrus, thus birthing the walrus who will show everyone the powers of The Hotel Room. Together, the sheep, pig, and walrus create a time machine with the same errors as the first one, that had been destroyed by the terminator. Just as they shove the walrus in the time machine, The Terminator appears with a shotgun. The Sheep & The Pig quickly send the time machine away as they fight off and destroy the Terminator with their amazing wits and sharp teeth. The Walrus turns into the seal and wins the love of the the female Walrus. Together they married and birthed the 3 children. The final child, Arena Master grew up to show the world of the amazing bedroom.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

The awkward moment when you spend an evening away from your computer to come back to Stijn, Shaun, and Arena making posts on a thread and feel left out because you missed all the fun. Plus, the awkward moment when you realize that The_Arena_Master spent time to make a whole story and you only scrape out two sentences.

 

[The Arena Master]

The awkward moment when you figure out Soy Man isn't actually made of Soy, but rather:

1. Oxygen (65%)
2. Carbon (18%)
3. Hydrogen (10%)
4. Nitrogen (3%)
5. Calcium (1.5%)
6. Phosphorus (1.0%)
7. Potassium (0.35%)
8. Sulfur (0.25%)
9. Sodium (0.15%)
10. Magnesium (0.05%)
11. Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron (0.70%)
12. Lithium, Strontium, Aluminum, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine (trace amounts)