Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[cameron224]

I cheat death and get away.
You will die in 5 seconds unless you repeat the english, chineese and russian alphabet's backwords. But youre a mute! GO!

 

[Daalexantor]

I sign them with my hands very fast using dark angel powers. this confuses the kidnappers, allowing me to beat them up.

A nuclear bomb is about to go off, and you are in the cener of the blast radius with no way out.

 

[Nyyocom]

Super Man happens to be in the neighborhood, He hugs me to protect me to the blast. (Yes... There are multiple supermen.)

I tie you to a chair... And force you to listen to justin beiber.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

I break the ties of the chair and escape

I grab you and throw you into the void

 

[Nyyocom]

I log out. Download nodus, and use fly to get back up.

I get out my ban hammer.

 

[hobo1955]

I deflect the ban hammer with my hobo stick , crafted out of pure raw power and summon all the spare change in the world to come crashing down on you , without me even dropping a sweat.

 

[Nyyocom]

I change my skin to bedrock.

I had fraps running, send a hacking report on these forums. I CALL HAX!

 

[hobo1955]

I use my beard to hypnotise the admins making them love me
and I tell them that you hate bacon.
Enough said.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

I kill the pig I'm riding and eat it to convince them.

I poison the rest of it and send it to you as a gift

 

[Nyyocom]

I'm a vegan, I throw it away.

I shoot you with my water gun.

 

[Ikubi]

Nothing happened.

I shoot you with an actual gun.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

Bullet proof vest

To bad I already tossed C4 at you...