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TheTakenTaze

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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
 

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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Why did the boy fall off his bike?
His mother threw a fridge at him.
Why did the boy fall off the swing?
His mother threw a fridge at him.
Why did the boy suffer massive head injuries, broken bones, internal bleeding and brain damage?
He was hit by a truck.
 

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wow if your gonna host a contest do it correctly honestly xGtZz won dont say your lazy cause blueharon is probably a friend of your.
 
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