Iron Donor Giveaway!

[fatmannumbah8]

I added ever ones points the answer is Feb 2nd I gave billyguy1 and BlueHeron 1 point for being close

 

[billyguy1]

I won that question right? It says on Feb 2 on your profile page that you turned 13 on feb 2, and i was the first to guess that

 

[fatmannumbah8]

MAKE ME LAUGH!

 

[xGtZz]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 

[PikachuPals]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

 

[xGtZz]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

 

[billyguy1]

MAKE ME LAUGH!

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

 

[BlueHeron]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

 

[fatmannumbah8]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

You win

 

[xGtZz]

I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays”.

 

[PikachuPals]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

 

[xGtZz]

You win

Wait wut, thats mine.