The Rap Battle Thread

[Operdasher]

I'd rather get kicked in the curb, than hear you rap.
Your mouth is like a butt, what comes out is just crap.
Better set your skills to Wombo mate, you're gonna crash
Why not you stop rhyming and run home and operdash.

That last verse didn't rhyme
The whole rap was a crime
I'd rather eat a moldy lime
Then pay that rap a dime.

 

[MrMad2000]

That last verse didn't rhyme
The whole rap was a crime
I'd rather eat a moldy lime
Then pay that rap a dime.

Rap's not all about Rhyme son.
Why need to rhyme when you're the master?
Rules are there to be broken. Like your nose.

 

[Operdasher]

That rap was so sad
It just proves you're bad
If you just quit now
The whole server would be glad.

 

[MrMad2000]

That rap was so sad
It just proves you're bad
If you just quit now
The whole server would be glad.

Learn how to quote.
You dumb little tote.
I know it's bad.
Meh. :3

 

[Blazerboy | Noah]

Learn how to quote.
You dumb little tote.
I know it's bad.
Meh. :3

they call you mrmad cuz' yo' angry
you rage at everyone almost daily
i challenge you to beat this, brutha
if not, then you run back to yo' motha

 

[Operdasher]

they call you mrmad cuz' yo' angry
you rage at everyone almost daily
i challenge you to beat this, brutha
if not, then you run back to yo' motha

I back up this rap
because it is a fact
Mrmad is crap, at rap
Something something hat

 

[MrMad2000]

I back up this rap
because it is a fact
Mrmad is crap, at rap
Something something hat

they call you mrmad cuz' yo' angry
you rage at everyone almost daily
i challenge you to beat this, brutha
if not, then you run back to yo' motha

In response you to both.
Who claim you're so "dope."
My name is MrMad
Because I'm crazy.
I'm particularly lazy.
You say it's a fact and you call me crap
I've got a message for you and that is you must run a lap.
You claim you're so fit and so amazing
proove it.
Why rhyme when you can speak your heart?
Instead of act like stinky, ignorant old farts.
You imply I'm immature.
Look in the mirror.
Bruno mars did it.
Yo bayd at lief. lol mkkay <3
- Mad out.

 

[Damien // Teepwn]

In response you to both.
Who claim you're so "dope."
My name is MrMad
Because I'm crazy.
I'm particularly lazy.
You say it's a fact and you call me crap
I've got a message for you and that is you must run a lap.
You claim you're so fit and so amazing
proove it.
Why rhyme when you can speak your heart?
Instead of act like stinky, ignorant old farts.
You imply I'm immature.
Look in the mirror.
Bruno mars did it.
Yo bayd at lief. lol mkkay <3
- Mad out.

Do you now what 4 means? Cause you obviously don't
I've got advice for you so take some notes
Read before you reply unless you wanna get roasted
Cmon MrBad, do you need it signposted?

 

[Blazerboy | Noah]

Do you now what 4 means? Cause you obviously don't
I've got advice for you so take some notes
Read before you reply unless you wanna get roasted
Cmon MrBad, do you need it signposted?

i'm here with pony, to make ya mad
it's in ya name, so why be sad?
you need some tips, so let me explain
stop dying kid, start winning a game

 

[Operdasher]

Pick on someone your own size,
you small fry
think you're tough
teaming up, I'll make you go bye bye

 

[Blazerboy | Noah]

Pick on someone your own size,
you small fry
think you're tough
teaming up, I'll make you go bye bye

my avatar's toast, just like you
get some fresh refreshments, like orange juice
you think you're great at PvP
but i'll show you that my toast is king

 

[Operdasher]

Blazerboy
more like, loser boy
You don't know how to rap,
little boy, go play with your toys