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best joke gets iron donor!!!
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dclx3gaming
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You made your bed now sheep in it
dclx3gaming
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"Seed" what i just did there?
DJsquare_3 (davidround)
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Two players go to the end and climb one of the obsidian towers. Now they attempt to destory one of the endercrystals...
Player 1: Allright lets be real carefull. We probably have to take this..
Player 2 Fires a Arrow straight at the crystal.
Crystal Explodes and knocks both players off the tower and they fall to their deaths...
They both respawn in the real world with player 2 laughing.
Player 1: DAM IT MAN STOP JUMPING THE GUN!
Player 2: Sorry man. I guess my plan...
(Puts on sunglases)
...Blew up in our faces.
Player 1: Allright lets be real carefull. We probably have to take this..
Player 2 Fires a Arrow straight at the crystal.
Crystal Explodes and knocks both players off the tower and they fall to their deaths...
They both respawn in the real world with player 2 laughing.
Player 1: DAM IT MAN STOP JUMPING THE GUN!
Player 2: Sorry man. I guess my plan...
(Puts on sunglases)
...Blew up in our faces.
the_french_guy
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2 diamonds legins that mean 14 diamonds ....hey my comp is ending the friday after this friday, good luck
fag is slang for fabulous person which means stick, guys get it right americans are basically known for abusing words like that
The_Soy_Man
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In England, fags are cigarettes. In America, fag is used to insult gay people.
ShaunDepro
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1. Offensive. A male homosexual.
2. A cigarette.
According to wiki answers a "fabulous person" is the same as 1, although I have been told by teachers and such that it means bundle of sticks.
Somebodeh is lying to me.
2. A cigarette.
According to wiki answers a "fabulous person" is the same as 1, although I have been told by teachers and such that it means bundle of sticks.
Somebodeh is lying to me.
cameron224
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I think my minecraft related joke wins it, unofficially
_zeX99_
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I have to admit, your joke was the best!I think my minecraft related joke wins it, unofficially
WalkerRed
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," says the little boy. As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
"Thanks," says the little boy. As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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