best joke gets iron donor!!!

[KillerFish713]

1.
You...you are REALLY PISTON ME OFF!!!

2.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

If you just wanted another Minecraft one:

3.
God: I made the entire world!
Notch: Yeah? I made an endless world!
God: I can make circles!
Notch: ...

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[_zeX99_]

1.
You...you are REALLY PISTON ME OFF!!!

2.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

If you just wanted another Minecraft one:

3.
God: I made the entire world!
Notch: Yeah? I made an endless world!
God: I can make circles!
Notch: ...

second had nothing to do with minecraft while third one was already told

 

[Matt1]

Minecraft...... Just what we need, more boxes. I mean seriously. We are placing boxes made out of smaller boxes while watching a box "the Monitor".

 

[_zeX99_]

Minecraft...... Just what we need, more boxes. I mean seriously. We are placing boxes made out of smaller boxes while watching a box "the Monitor".

you must have a really old monitor , well i belive we have a ... BOXCEPTION!

 

[ShaunDepro]

Minecraft...... Just what we need, more boxes. I mean seriously. We are placing boxes made out of smaller boxes while watching a box "the Monitor".

Miniblocks mod.

 

[KillerFish713]

Found this picture, it's pretty funny.

 

[Daalexantor]

1. once apon a time, the end
2. I once was an adventurer like you, then I'm a dwarf and I'm diggin' a hole. Diggy Diggy when i grow up, i want to be a potato for the people who are still alive, ooohhh im still alive yeah.

 

[Wilmon9]

There seems to be a bug in my bucket.

 

[Matt0808]

I found a guy on my server, who was called Notch, He looked so stupid, so I killed him.

 

[DJsquare_3 (davidround)]

Im a mod so im just gona tell a joke for fun. Im not in this to win.

Q: What did the Wheat say to the sapling?
A: Would you stop being a poor sap?

Yeah I dont like it either.

 

[_zeX99_]

Hey anybody know about minceraft?

No no no not that minceraft

Mince - raft, its not that hard to understand ! mince(meat) + raft(boat) dammit guys..

Minceraft, right there. Not minecraft, Minceraft.

 

[_zeX99_]

Poor editing FTW!