The Rap Battle Thread

[Cinci | Kame]

Waffles taste good.
Just the way waffles should.
If only your raps could compare.
To the taste of waffles in a pair.

pancakes are better
waffles just splatter
Who likes those cheap ridges anyways
I could eat juicy pancakes for days.....

 

[ProfessorRetro]

pancakes are better
waffles just splatter
Who likes those cheap ridges anyways
I could eat juicy pancakes for days.....

Wat.

 

[CrimsonRed]

pancakes are better
waffles just splatter
Who likes those cheap ridges anyways
I could eat juicy pancakes for days.....

You should break faster than your meal, it's the last one you'll have
Most important of the day, but you'll still get my laugh.
Now I don't mean to brag, and I don't mean to boast
But I start off my day with a serving of french toast

 

[Cinci | Kame]

You should break faster than your meal, it's the last one you'll have
Most important of the day, but you'll still get my laugh.
Now I don't mean to brag, and I don't mean to boast
But I start off my day with a serving of french toast

Hey you forgot all about the eggs!
They help you get more fat in your legs
With your french toast you better soak
with that yummy delicious yellow egg yoke.

 

[Krafty]

I am a Banana,
You are a Banana,
We are bananas,
BANANA

 

[Mlpoknzaba]

I am a Banana,
You are a Banana,
We are bananas,
BANANA

 

[KorStonesword]

Hey you forgot all about the eggs!
They help you get more fat in your legs
With your french toast you better soak
with that yummy delicious yellow egg yoke.

An egg is alright,
but in a hole it's a delight.
The delicious bread surrounding,
man, it's really quite something.

 

[Ninetailefox92]

Let me soothe your pain,
dont let it get to your head!
This wrap is insane,
but mate. Bread? is D-E-D. Dead.

 

[KorStonesword]

Let me soothe your pain,
dont let it get to your head!
This wrap is insane,
but mate. Bread? is D-E-D. Dead.

800th post!

You think your wrap is so great, buddy?
My cheeseburger will beat you till your all bloody!
The bacon slipping off the sides,
your wrap sees my burger, and it hides.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Lets keep this battle strayed away from foods
I would pummel you, but I'm in a good mood
Why not you gobble up all those fatty meals
Bow down to the king, get down and kneel

 

[Ninetailefox92]

You think you're a King?
prepare to be schooled.
kid this ain't your thing.
Its my time to rule.

 

[cctlcats]

You think you're so clever with your jokes and your rhymes,
But step to the side, now it's my time to shine.
While you're outside begging, I'm making green,
I've entered the thread, now bow to your queen.

-P.S. this thread is hilarious. omigosh. xD