The Rap Battle Thread

[Saucycmeister]

Come on dude, keep it PG,
Don't be rude for all the little kids to see,
I can wreck you any day, come at me and you will pay,
You'll be there, speechless, without a single word to say.

hey dood, me is benja 4 lif
i will own u wuth my stone axe
you big fat noob
get ownd

 

[ThisJKid]

ur black
and fat
and u liek boyz sacks
crack!

I'm gonna quote you:

Describing me,
Describing yourself,
Describing yourself,
Crack?

Dude, really?

 

[Billa]

Come on dude, keep it PG,
Don't be rude for all the little kids to see,
I can wreck you any day, come at me and you will pay,
You'll be there, speechless, without a single word to say.

PG, I don't understand what you mean,
All the kids these days are swearing under the age of 13,
I don't care what you have to say, because I have to go, but may I ask.
Is that a d*ck coming out of your ass?

 

[Captain Sours]

ur black
and fat
and u liek boyz sacks
crack!

Everytime someone raps,
it's about the colour of the skin or if they pay their tax,
well I sick of this, why do I listen to this crap!
Let's go, Imma' do you in 26 bars,
Ironic because I picked your mum up in 26 different bars,
Why you giving it large?
Filling your face crap so that you can recharge,
I can continuously flow,
you cannot avoid me like a volcano spitting pyroclastic flow,
do you even know what that is?
You went to comprehensive school that was full of mentally-challanged kids,
or wait was that you?
No offence bro but your rhymes just won't do
Come at me bigger than that, try to type using the English language with a bit of rat-ta-ta-tat,
Now..

It's probably time for me to step down,
I've been crowned king, bowed to just for giving it large and spilling my heart
Here is a taste of what I'm made of, a big chunk of flesh,
Don't try it all at once, you might choke resulting in a hell of a mess.

 

[ThisJKid]

PG, I don't understand what you mean,
All the kids these days are swearing under the age of 13,
I don't care what you have to say, because I have to go, but may I ask.
Is that a d*ck coming out of your ass?

There's a difference between swearing and being explicit,
I'm pretty sure what you said on these forums is illicit,
Are you melting away because you got burned,
All of your bars mention d*cks so you should be concerned.

 

[Billa]

There's a difference between swearing and being explicit,
I'm pretty sure what you said on these forums is illicit,
Are you melting away because you got burned,
All of your bars d*cks so you should be concerned.

Yeh, I am gay, had to point that out.

 

[ThisJKid]

Yeh, I am gay, had to point that out.

No problemo. Continue ;P

 

[Billa]

There's a difference between swearing and being explicit,
I'm pretty sure what you said on these forums is illicit,
Are you melting away because you got burned,
All of your bars mention d*cks so you should be concerned.

I don't care what you have to say, because I have to go,

 

[ThisJKid]

Ok then, cya.

 

[Zana]

Ok then, cya.

You think you're cool, but your just a silly fool
you don't know how to rap, the only thing that's coming out from your mouth is crap
come at me bro that's what they say - you are just standing there and looking like " am i gay?
xD
Come at me

 

[Cinci | Kame]

You think you're cool, but your just a silly fool
you don't know how to rap, the only thing that's coming out from your mouth is crap
come at me bro that's what they say - you are just standing there and looking like " am i gay?
xD
Come at me

Starting fights thats all your good for
Your always trying to get people buttsore
Only join the battle when you are ready to fight
You're like a chihuahua, all talk but no bite

 

[YouBetterRun]

You think you're cool, but your just a silly fool
you don't know how to rap, the only thing that's coming out from your mouth is crap
come at me bro that's what they say - you are just standing there and looking like " am i gay?
xD
Come at me

To act like you are mature,
You need a girl as your profile picture.
may be instead of trying to rap here,
Try to kill me 1v1 when we have the same gear.


(Hold my beer)