The Rap Battle Thread

[Captain Sours]

You call that a rhyme?
Send me your complaint, but you'll have to wait in line
I'll police your post
If you think i'm trying to boast i'll put you on the roast, your toast.

You must be high if pigs can fly,
but if pigs can fly how high can they fly?
Do you even know what your name represents?
Your IQ level that was left on your intelligence test.

 

[ThisJKid]

You call that a rhyme?
Send me your complaint, but you'll have to wait in line
I'll police your post
If you think i'm trying to boast i'll put you on the roast, your toast.

That didn't make sense, pigs can't fly,
I'll par you so much you'll want to die,
I'll rugby tackle you, you'll get decked,
F**k the police, 420 reckt.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

That didn't make sense, pigs can't fly,
I'll par you so much you'll want to die,
I'll rugby tackle you, you'll get decked,
F**k the police, 420 reckt.

The police just get in the way for you
I bet you see the police everyday too
cmon get out behind those prison spars
that day 420 really put you behind bars

 

[Billa]

The police just get in the way for you
I bet you see the police everyday too
cmon get out behind those prison spars
that day 420 really put you behind bars

Police? 420? Oh no you didn't,
Your rhymes just make me wanna go quit it,
Go back to primary school, young one,
Then they'll teach how to use manners, even to your own mum.

 

[Captain Sours]

Police? 420? Oh no you didn't,
Your rhymes just make me wanna go quit it,
Go back to primary school, young one,
Then they'll teach how to use manners, even to your own mum.

Wow now that was pathetic,
That lyrical dialect was not diamagnetic,
Do you know what that means?
Means your rhymes don't work, you have no flow, and you have the lyrical mind of a can of sardines

 

[YouBetterRun]

Police? 420? Oh no you didn't,
Your rhymes just make me wanna go quit it,
Go back to primary school, young one,
Then they'll teach how to use manners, even to your own mum.

I don't like the way you spit,
The way you try to dis him is sh*t.
Oh and maybe next time,
Try to make your sentences rhyme.

 

[Captain Sours]

I don't like the way you spit,
The way you try to dis him is sh*t.
Oh and maybe next time,
Try to make your sentences rhyme.

Anyone can make sentences rhyme,
hell most do it without noticing half the time,
but when you add meaning to the words it gets tricky,
I wouldn't mind fighting a mouse like Minnie, but I'd take on Mickey.

 

[Billa]

I don't like the way you spit,
The way you try to dis him is sh*t.
Oh and maybe next time,
Try to make your sentences rhyme.

Wow now that was pathetic,
That lyrical dialect was not diamagnetic,
Do you know what that means?
Means your rhymes don't work, you have no flow, and you have the lyrical mind of a can of sardines

No, what are you trying to get at?
2 lyrical genius' sit there all day becoming extremely fat.
2 lyrical genius', wait, what is wrong with me? Am I for real?
All I ever see them do is sit there and playing with their Inappropriate body part on a male.' and watch their cum spill.

 

[Captain Sours]

No, what are you trying to get at?
2 lyrical genius' sit there all day becoming extremely fat.
2 lyrical genius', wait, what is wrong with me? Am I for real?
All I ever see them do is sit there and playing with their Inappropriate body part on a male.' and watch their cum spill.

Wait, lets keep this clean,
There are kids here under thirteen,
I'm doing my job but I don't need to swear to get my point across...

You see,
I'm a lyrical machine,
Shooting rhymes all over the forums and no one can see,
What's heading their way, it's the Captain who blew everyone of stage,
BOW TO ME! I'm your lyrical god you are nothing to me,
Why are you even rapping about Inappropriate body part on a male.'? Is that really on your mind all day?
Now let me guess,
You're sitting on your chair at your desk,
Writing these "mean" and "harsh" lyrics all over the internet?
Why do you even try?
Didn't you see what I did to PigzzCanFly?!


-Last one tonight, GJ lads :3

 

[ThisJKid]

No, what are you trying to get at?
2 lyrical genius' sit there all day becoming extremely fat.
2 lyrical genius', wait, what is wrong with me? Am I for real?
All I ever see them do is sit there and playing with their Inappropriate body part on a male.' and watch their cum spill.

Come on dude, keep it PG,
Don't be rude for all the little kids to see,
I can wreck you any day, come at me and you will pay,
You'll be there, speechless, without a single word to say.

 

[Saucycmeister]

Wait, lets keep this clean,
There are kids here under thirteen,
I'm doing my job but I don't need to swear to get my point across...

You see,
I'm a lyrical machine,
Shooting rhymes all over the forums and no one can see,
What's heading their way, it's the Captain who blew everyone of stage,
BOW TO ME! I'm your lyrical god you are nothing to me,
Why are you even rapping about Inappropriate body part on a male.'? Is that really on your mind all day?
Now let me guess,
You're sitting on your chair at your desk,
Writing these "mean" and "harsh" lyrics all over the internet?
Why do you even try?
Didn't you see what I did to PigzzCanFly?!


-Last one tonight, GJ lads :3

Keep it clean

 

[Jspwn]

Come on dude, keep it PG,
Don't be rude for all the little kids to see,
I can wreck you any day, come at me and you will pay,
You'll be there, speechless, without a single word to say.

ur black
and fat
and u liek boyz sacks
crack!