Finish The 'Once upon a time'

[PikachuPals]

Then Pikachu popped out of nowhere and petted the kitten.

 

[Ender_Harold]

Doge was jealous of Mittens and banished Mittens from being petted.

 

[chezmiester]

Mittens became glum and went to look for TheTreeHunter

 

[Halo_0]

TheTreeHunter soon found Mittens in a forest.

 

[AMooseMan3]

Mittens then killed TheTreeHunter, and ate all of his vital organs.

 

[4non]

Mittens soon realized that TheTreeHunter was out hunting trees, and he accidentally killed and ate his cousin in law.

 

[plimpy41]

Then a wild Plimpy came and found Mittens, and befriended Mittens.

 

[4non]

Then a wild Plimpy came and found Mittens, and befriended Mittens.

TheTreeHunter brutally mauled the wild Plimpy and wore his skin to trick Mittens into thinking that Plimpy was still alive. He planned to kill Plimpy with a spoon.

 

[plimpy41]

TheTreeHunter brutally mauled the wild Plimpy and wore his skin to trick Mittens into thinking that Plimpy was still alive. He planned to kill Plimpy with a spoon.

plimpy41 shows up, and kills the Plimpy-Killer. Then a raspberry pie named Harold decided to go skiing.

 

[4non]

plimpy41 shows up, and kills the Plimpy-Killer. Then a raspberry pie named Harold decided to go skiing.

The raspberry pie named Harold accidentally ran into an unsuspecting 4non, who's carcass flew several miles and squashed plimpy41.

Harold realized what he has done, and begins to go into hiding

 

[plimpy41]

The raspberry pie named Harold accidentally ran into an unsuspecting 4non, who's carcass flew several miles and squashed plimpy41.

Harold realized what he has done, and begins to go into hiding

Harold then meets a fake mustache named Lucy, and together they create the new Jedi order.

 

[4non]

The Police (the band, not the actual police) attempt to kill Harold and Lucy, but fail.

Harold then opens a pizza parlor to fund his new pizza parlor.