Finish The 'Once upon a time'

[plimpy41]

The Police (the band, not the actual police) attempt to kill Harold and Lucy, but fail.

Harold then opens a pizza parlor to fund his new pizza parlor.

The grand master of the Order, Puke Piewalker, declares was against the ultimate threat to existence, Mittens, and the Durr Wars begin.

 

[Ender_Harold]

Doge joined the war as well.

 

[4non]

Puke Piewalker soon reveales his true identity: TheTreeHunter.

This infuriates Mittens and he begins to break dance.

 

[xGtZz]

He picked up his phone and called his greatest friend: Yolo Swaggins

 

[4non]

Yolo Swaggins recommended Mittens light a candle and feed it to his fish. Mittens perceived this is a threat, and ripped Swaggins's throat out.

 

[xGtZz]

Yolo Swaggins spoke to the devil, and gave him a turtle, the devil decided to grant him his life.

 

[123456789matrty]

God was furious with YoloSwaggins, and began a plot to smite him

 

[PikachuPals]

Then Pikachu appeared and fried everyone except mittens, thetreehunter and doge to death.

 

[xGtZz]

Before that Yolo Swaggins had already cloned himself, he kept the clone deep inside of the woods of swagger

 

[Ender_Harold]

Doge went into the woods to find the clone.

 

[AMooseMan3]

Doge didn't have enough swag to enter the woods, so he got teleported back to his house.

 

[chezmiester]

Doge came back and decided to make a treaty stating that, "We should be friends and ride The Firey Fist of Pain"