Survive the next user's attack!

[GavwavMCSG]

I make you and the swat and bomb squad look at my avatar, and then...KAMEHAMEHA! *BOOM*

 

[HonestAbe17]

I show up in a Kim Possible outfit and a tutu and confuse the living daylights out of anyone that sees me.

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I show up in a Kim Possible outfit and a tutu and confuse the living daylights out of anyone that sees me.

You didn't avoid my attack. So you lose.

I don't look at you. I hire an annoying orange to annoy you for the rest of your life.

 

[Toast]

You didn't avoid my attack. So you lose.

I don't look at you. I hire an annoying orange to annoy you for the rest of your life.

Oranges cannot talk in real life.

You are teleported into the middle of the sun.

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I am a Kryptonian.

I hold you down with my telekinetis powers.

 

[Mooclan]

You realize I'm just a harmless little cow, and let me go.

I magically "pinch" and tangle all of your veins, arteries, capillaries, etc., immediately ending your blood flow and causing your cells to die

 

[Slater]

You realize I'm just a harmless little cow, and let me go.

I magically "pinch" and tangle all of your veins, arteries, capillaries, etc., immediately ending your blood flow and causing your cells to die

Go Gravy4rd! Gravy4rd, use one shot! It was a critical hit! I fly away on my Giritina. :3

 

[GavwavMCSG]

You realize I'm just a harmless little cow, and let me go.

I magically "pinch" and tangle all of your veins, arteries, capillaries, etc., immediately ending your blood flow and causing your cells to die

I then return as a zombie and eat you.

 

[Mooclan]

I then return as a zombie and eat you.

I'm a cow, and zombies don't eat cows

I have mad-cow disease and start punching you with my Hooves-of-Steel

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I'm a cow, and zombies don't eat cows

I have mad-cow disease and start punching you with my Hooves-of-Steel

I block with Captain America's shield since it is made of vibranium which is stronger than steel.

I fire a kamehameha (as from my avatar) at you and turn you into beef.

 

[Lively]

I block with Captain America's shield since it is made of vibranium which is stronger than steel.

I fire a kamehameha (as from my avatar) at you and turn you into beef.

I am Android 13. I can block it, IIRC.

I attack you with the force of 1,000 electric banjoes.

 

[Cubes]

I am Android 13. I can block it, IIRC.

I attack you with the force of 1,000 electric banjoes.

Hey! I made that one up!
And by the way, it's supposed to the "The white hot intensity of a thousand electro-dubstep banjos."