Survive the next user's attack!

[Thapple_]

I wear rubber underwear

I lock you in a cage with bloodthirsty turtles

 

[PyrusZodiac]

What turtles?

I throw those burning turtles at you!

 

[OnlyMathias]

They are ash before they hit me

I still coke on your keyboard then fight you.

 

[Mannse]

I buy a new keyboard.
I just punch your face with my left arm, not the right, the LEFT.

 

[leMaCderp]

ur so foking weak, go lift scrub

I pour extremely hot water on the next user's genitals.

 

[Mannse]

I put on comdoms.
I kill you with that HOT condoms.

 

[Boboaluitz]

Thank god I'm blood of the dragon and heat doesn't effect me.

I completely cover you in duct tape.

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I blast out of the tape.

I shoot a volley of energy blasts at you

 

[Mannse]

I counter with genkidama.
And this Genkidama kills you.

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I get resurrected by the dragon balls.

I gather up the dragon balls and make a wish to kill you so Shenron kills you.

 

[Boboaluitz]

I get resurrected by the dragon balls (seriously you could just do this every time)

Your submarine starts to crumple in the Mariana Trench...

 

[jDude645]

Tom uses Tom!
Its super tom!
Tom tom tom.