Jokes!

[Blockerville]

Post one joke! The only rule is try to keep it clean please...

I'll start:

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was out standing in his field!

 

[EvermoreHD]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms.

Knock knock - Who's there? - Not Sally.

 

[billyguy1]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms.

Knock knock - Who's there? - Not Sally.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Who was driving the bus? Sally.

 

[billyguy1]

Who was driving the bus? Sally.

No wonder she hit the boy, she had no arms.

 

[Jon | Lqzer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
xDxDxDxDxD
Kill me now.

 

[duckluv321]

What did the cow say to the other cow?

Moo.

 

[ChallengerSRT]

Why did the mojang servers crash
Because mojang got drunk

 

[ChallengerSRT]

Wat

Why did the mojang servers crash
Because mojang got drunk

did the cow say too the pig mooink

 

[CrimsonRed]

Wat

did the cow say too the pig mooink

I don't think Mojang is the only one that's not sober...

 

[Jon | Lqzer]

I don't think Mojang is the only one that's not sober...

Ahh, you got me...

 

[Henry]

Why did Billy fall off the swings? He got shot in the face....by Sally