Zachary0614
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Where does the salad go in the mall?
The dressing room.
The dressing room.
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Jokes!
- Thread starter Blockerville
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
A brick.
Blockerville
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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
Mamiamato24
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Why isn't Sally at the party?
She got hit by a bus.
She got hit by a bus.
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Poor Sally.
Mooclan
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Bajan's fanbase.
Bajan's ability to sprint in vanilla MC.
(Onto the real joke)
So two men are sitting in a bar on a mountain. One says "Hey, wanna buy a pill that makes you fly?"
The other guy says "You gotta prove it, dude."
So the first guy takes a pill, jumps out the window, and flies around for a minute or two. He lands, and the other guy says "Alright, that's good enough for me. How much?" And pays for the pill. He swallows it, jumps out the window, and lands on the ground, dozens of feet below. Naturally, he dies.
The bartender walks over and says "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Clark."
Clark is "Superman", BTW.
Am I allowed to post another one? :3
A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Aaand anuther! (Tell me if I should stop xD)
There's four men who are best friends. One of them dies, but before he does so, asks the other 3 to put $10,000 on his coffin when he's buried, so he might have something to bring to Heaven. The date of the funeral arrives, and the 3 men are all present. The first, an engineer, puts the $10,000 on the coffin. The next, a doctor, puts another 10,000 down. The last man, a lawyer through-and-through, picks up the $20,000, and writes out a check for $30,000.
Bajan's ability to sprint in vanilla MC.
(Onto the real joke)
So two men are sitting in a bar on a mountain. One says "Hey, wanna buy a pill that makes you fly?"
The other guy says "You gotta prove it, dude."
So the first guy takes a pill, jumps out the window, and flies around for a minute or two. He lands, and the other guy says "Alright, that's good enough for me. How much?" And pays for the pill. He swallows it, jumps out the window, and lands on the ground, dozens of feet below. Naturally, he dies.
The bartender walks over and says "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Clark."
Clark is "Superman", BTW.
Am I allowed to post another one? :3
A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Aaand anuther! (Tell me if I should stop xD)
There's four men who are best friends. One of them dies, but before he does so, asks the other 3 to put $10,000 on his coffin when he's buried, so he might have something to bring to Heaven. The date of the funeral arrives, and the 3 men are all present. The first, an engineer, puts the $10,000 on the coffin. The next, a doctor, puts another 10,000 down. The last man, a lawyer through-and-through, picks up the $20,000, and writes out a check for $30,000.
Blockerville
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Bison!
Bison!
CrimsonRed
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What do you call an Arabian man driving a plane?
A pilot.
A pilot.
Blockerville
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
It was two tired.
It was two tired.
