Terrible Joke Thread

AMooseMan3 · Sep 15, 2013

What did the homeless man get for his birthday?
Nothing.

Deleted member 143472 · Sep 15, 2013

Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny!
Period.

Porkstorm · Sep 15, 2013

Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way

ShaunDepro · Sep 15, 2013

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Mlpoknzaba · Sep 15, 2013

ShaunDepro said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Porkstorm · Sep 15, 2013

Mlpoknzaba said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

No idea

Mlpoknzaba · Sep 15, 2013

porkstorm said:
No idea

Nope, STILL no idea!

Matt_The Dreamer · Sep 15, 2013

Why was everyone jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What coat has the most sleeves?

A coat of arms.

Mlpoknzaba · Sep 15, 2013

Mlpoknzaba said:
Nope, STILL no idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?

lse · Sep 15, 2013

What do you wear on a train?

Trainers!

ShaunDepro · Sep 15, 2013

Mlpoknzaba said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?

No flaming idea.

RC_4777 · Sep 15, 2013

Why was the horse so skinny?

He was on a stable diet!

Thanks high school Funny Friday.