Your very best jokes

[csy393]

What did the grape say when you stepped on it?
Nothing, it just gave out a little wine!

 

[CandyCranium]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

 

[MCJackson]

Let's take all these bad chemistry jokes and BARIUM

 

[Sasher]

Let's take all these bad chemistry jokes and BARIUM

But we cant do that, because all of them Argon.

 

[Captain Dak]

I can't think of any appropriate jokes

 

[Jon | Lqzer]

But we cant do that, because all of them Argon.

Say, all these chemistry jokes are a bit Boron.

 

[billyguy1]

A neutron walks into a bar an orders a drink.
"How much?" the neutron asks.
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

 

[Math_Magician]

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#1
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner! (Har har)

The A flat minor Scale is one of the hardest on violin, and is a very challenging key to play in.

 

[Sasher]

We should be allowed to post dirty jokes in here aslong was we have some kind of giant advertisement saying DONT READ IF SMALL CHILDREN ARE AROUND

 

[Torchy // aezlurr]

THE BEST JOKE KNOWN TO MAN-----


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[Math_Magician]

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights! JKJKJKJK I kid, I kid.

 

[Cat_On_A_Poptart]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. -so funny i forgot to laugh-