what a fun, gross, horrible thread.
but here is mine lol
Never anything to horrible happened but cant decide between these 3 (plus a bonus one cuz its crazy).
-when I was young I was standing on my chair at the dinner table, slipped off and hit my chin on the table. It busted open, needed stitches, still got scar.
-I was playing with the cat, it was in a hollowed out scratching post, I bend down to peep at the cat, it reaches its claw out and scratches my eye, its claw is stuck caught on my eyelid, releases after scratching the inside of my eyelid.
-mowing the law, bungee cable thing with hooks on ends holding somthing together on lawmower, I got to remove it and the other end snaps of and that end with the hook on it gets me in the eye. I immidiatly put pressure on it, it was painful and I was SURE i was blind in that eye now. The guy I was mowing the law for looked at it and looked worried and was like "oh my gosh" which scared me even more. Long story short, it looked and felt worse than it was. Missed my eye and mostly got my eyelid, had some liquid stitches and its all better.
Bonus- This story is true first of all. I was at the zoo, at the meerkat (Timon from lion king) pen. It had a wall waist high and the pen was sunken in the ground. I noticed how close it really was there there was a meerkat right below me looking up at me cutelike. I reached over the wall down towards it to try and pet it or something idk what I was thinking. It was standing up stretching as far as it could like it wanted me to make contact with me. It was a special scene, up until it jumped up closing the cap and legit bit my finger! A freaking African freaking meerkat nommed my finger! It scared the #%$@ outa me and was bleeding. I was to embarrassed to tell anyone but I was afraid ide get a disease or something. I told the zoo staff eventually and they bandaged it up for me. Probably my favorite injury to tell people.
