Worst Injury Ever

[Porkstorm]

I stubbed my toe. It hurt.


:3

How much was the bill at the hospital?!?!.!

 

[Porkstorm]

When ever that happens to me, I wish that the object was real so I could be the crap out of it.

be the crap out of it?

 

[MiCr2]

Fell up some stairs

"Fell up", did you do that in space?

 

[Porkstorm]

Okay, I've had some horrific ones. xD

Bout 10 years old, got hit by a car at full force, broke one thigh bone, shattered the other, broke my wrist and got concussion.

When I was a baby I sat down with a glass milk bottle in my hands and I opened up th palm of my left hand, nicking the nerve there slightly and still to this day I have problems with my hand because of it.

I was wrestling with my cousin once and when I pinned him I managed to dislocate my shoulder.

Fell up some stairs couple months ago and shifted my knee cap up about half an inch.

That's just some of them. Other things usually consist of dislocating fingers, toes, my shoulders occasionally (all of which I put back into place myself) and constantly breaking my ribs (which I tape up myself xD)

Feel for you with the stairs...... Went to china ran up concrete stairs with metal edges..... Rest is self explainitory....

 

[Lululioness]

I tripped over my shoelaces (xD common mishap) and jarred my neck, split my lip open and chipped half my tooth off. I still have a weird chip in the tooth where the dentists couldn't be bothered to fix the rest of the tooth.

 

[GibboAssassin]

"Fell up", did you do that in space?

Hey, falling up stairs takes skill, don't knock it

 

[fatmannumbah8]

When i was little i did a Dolphin dive into the puix in front of my at Church and git stitches on my forehead

 

[Blamph]

Tore my Achilles + 2 tendons nearly all the way through when I jumped up for a rebound in basketball back in my Sophomore year of highschool. Worst injury ever, had to go through two surgeries.

 

[Dentalrednasty]

I think my worst injury was that i got the blade of a brushcutter to the nose... A collegue was carrying it on its shoulder.. i was walking behind him.. said something. He turned around... You can guess what happend.. The typical cartoon moment you know with the ladders.. But i got the blade to the nose.. En almost lost my eye..