Wish Corrupter!

[toby22]

Wish granted, but it is poisoned

I wish for TNT

 

[HalfSquirrel]

Wish granted, but it is poisoned

I wish for TNT

You get it, and it explodes in your face

I wish for everything

 

[toby22]

You get it, but it disappears

I wish for a Diamond Sponsor for life

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You get it, but it disappears

I wish for a Diamond Sponsor for life

You get it, but it stops working after 2 minutes

I wish for Iron Sponsor for life

 

[toby22]

You get it, but it stops working after 2 minutes

I wish for Iron Sponsor for life

You get it, but in the wrong region

I wish for a new computer

 

[Daalexantor]

You get a new computer, an old Apple 2.

I wish for an apartment

 

[toby22]

You get it, but it's old and broken down with lots of creepy crawlies

I wish for a watch

 

[Daalexantor]

You get your watch, but it keeps watching you creeply.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You get your watch, but it keeps watching you creeply.

I wish for a time machine.

You get it, but it breaks down mid-time travel so you are in between time.

 

[toby22]

I wish for an acorn

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You get an acorn, but it explodes in your mouth

I wish for 2 acorns

 

[TheUnchainedArtist]

You're aut calls you and she tells you she has sent them in the post, and they or on their way, but they never seem to arrive.

I wish I had an awesome pencil, -perfect in every way.