Worst Injury Ever

[VebbiHD]

I was playing as a goal keeper(footbal/soccer), when someone shot the ball at the goal. I did block it, but I also broke my arm xD
True story.

 

[loic1212]

2 years ago before I knew about this addiction that they call 'Mcsg'. I was cutting in chestnuts so we could pop them later. I wasn't looking while cutting and so I cut myself like 1 cm deep and 5 cm long in my hand. If it was 1 cm longer I cut my vein :O. So I'm pretty lucky I still have it. Since then I never used that pocket knife .

 

[Ikubi]

I lost my legs in a car crash recently.

 

[loic1212]

I lost my legs in a car crash recently.

Really...

 

[TheMegaRyan17]

I stubbed my toe. It hurt.


:3

When ever that happens to me, I wish that the object was real so I could be the crap out of it.

 

[Stijn]

 

[Danielbess]

This is the most ironic thing..but here.

2 months ago I got a REALLY HOT girlfriend. I invited her over to a REALLY expensive place, and right as we were about to kiss, I hit my hand on the fireplace...She then got scared and punched me in the face, resulting in my chair falling into the fireplace. I am now half bald, can't swim (I am a national swimmer), and can't write with my right hand (I am a righty) . FML

 

[Torchy // aezlurr]

This is the most ironic thing..but here.

2 months ago I got a REALLY HOT girlfriend. I invited her over to a REALLY expensive place, and right as we were about to kiss, I hit my hand on the fireplace...She then got scared and punched me in the face, resulting in my chair falling into the fireplace. I am now half bald, can't swim (I am a national swimmer), and can't write with my right hand (I am a righty) . FML

Love hurts

 

[xTRAINS_HITYOUx]

I was playing basketball trying to the guy with the ball get a charge he kneed me in the balls resulting me falling back and giving me a concussion

 

[Chezerony]

I've never broken a bone in my body.

I did once get spray cheese in my eye. Now my friends call me cheddar jack >.>

 

[Stijn]

This is the most ironic thing..but here.

2 months ago I got a REALLY HOT girlfriend. I invited her over to a REALLY expensive place, and right as we were about to kiss, I hit my hand on the fireplace...She then got scared and punched me in the face, resulting in my chair falling into the fireplace. I am now half bald, can't swim (I am a national swimmer), and can't write with my right hand (I am a righty) . FML

How do you play minecraft?

 

[Valethar]

Cracked my head open when I was a wee lad. Almost died of blood loss.