Easy ways to get alerts

[RC_4777]

May I direct your attention to the following two screenshots?
http://prntscr.com/46pyjx
and
http://prntscr.com/46pyqm

Those are easier to ignore than alerts

 

[ShakeSchack]

What I do is watch half of the forums.

 

[Tryhard_Batman]

Being a staff member and going away for 2 days while following the Report Abuse thread.

 

[Avesu]

You all get a like! More alerts!

 

[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

y u heff to be helpful ;-;

 

[Mooclan]

y u heff to be helpful ;-;

y, do u no want me 3 b helpful?

 

[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

y, do u no want me 3 b helpful?

na u 3 helpful 5 me m9

 

[jonnysurvives]

can someone remind me why getting lots of alerts matters

 

[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

can someone remind me why getting lots of alerts matters

cuz swaq

 

[Avesu]

I've now liked every post on this thread. B)

 

[Captain Dak]

Wait, people actually WANT to get alerts?

 

[Mooclan]

Wait, people actually WANT to get alerts?

For some reason, yes. A certain carnival food in particular really likes alerts, and I've spoken with a few other people who did as well.