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THIS WAS BEAUTIFULstory of pics n gingar
Today ladies and gentlemen, we will be telling you the story of Pix (PixelPancake) and Gingar (Ginger). This story will contain tragedy, romance, murder, and quite a bit of swag. Now lets ge to the tale!!!!1!!111!!!
1 day in the held-in-high-esteem MCGamer Network, PixelPancake was sitting in the MCGamer minigame hub, crying because his girlfriend (4nonhumans) had left him. 4non went to another man named T-Shade, and they got married and had 26 children each named after a letter of the alphabet. Pix was contemplating life, and wondered if he should search for love or let it find him. He decided to relax and calm his nerves but playing the frequently-updated and played gamemode, ZedChase. It was really hard to get into one of the 8 lobbies, since they were so full all the time. Eventually, pix made his way into a lobby. In this lobby, he saw none other than 4nonhumans and T-Shade making sweet love while the game was going on. Our hero broke down into tears and punched a hole in his monitor. He then punched and destroyed his computer, and went to the other room to play Call Of Duty on his Wii. He went to play multiplayer mode and was suprised to only see one other person in the game, OnlyGinger. Pixel thought to himself that this was going to be an easy game, since everyone knows gingers suck at everything. Pix was suprised when he got quickscoped from behind as OnlyGinger proceeded to scream over mic at how terrible he was.
“SKRUB”
“BK RANDBOB”
“GET SHREDDED 2 eZ” ,
Pix heard these words over and over again, and began thinking of his ex, 4non, and how he said similar things to him. Pixel knew this was a match made in heaven, and immediately added OnlyGinger to his Wii Friends List. OnlyGinger accepted and then they started to talk on WiiChat for hours a week, then those hours a week, became hours a day, then hours a minute, then hours a second! Soon, they were so captivated with love and ecstasy that they decided to meet up IRL. Ginger lived in Haiti, and Pix lived in Switzerland, so Pixel was going to have to kayak over to Gingy’s homeland. It took 6 months, but it was definitely worth it. When our hero arrived, he was greeted by looks of disgust, since Swiss people are so ugly. Pixel just made his way past and went to find Ginger’s house. He took out his ChatNow talking device and called Gingy. Gingy lived in a massive walk in freezer that was attached to the back of some rich dude’s hut.
Pixel n Ginger had their ceremonial greetings and then played Super Smash Brothers on Ginger’s Wii for 9 days straight. After that, Pix propsed to onlyginger with a chicken sandwhich from Chik Fil A. Ginger said yes, but then said he was unfortunately already engaged to the town bully named Tyler. Our hero knew just what to do to keep his new found love. He was going to have to 1v1 this dude on SoupPvP. Pixel kayaked back home, fixed his computer, brought it back to Haiti, and then set up a LAN party with the bully. They logged on and Pixel used his legit Nodus cheats to beat him. After that, Ginger and Pixel had a ceremonial tribal wedding and then had 27 children named each letter of the Alphabet and the last one named “I Hate Allen AKA 4nonhumans”. But Pix never found out about the small Norwegian child Gingar adopted, named “Hugh Laurie”, and stuck into the other 27 children. And everyone lived happily ever after playing Pokemon Showdown.
THE END
(Ginger PixelPancake 4non Aipom )
@Tyler I DatPikachu
