The Impalers [US Team]

[R3vVolution]

Jk, I won't have cheerleader.

1. Minecraft IGN: I actually don't have a minecraft account.
2. What is your age? 9, but i'll be 12 in 12 years, because I was born on February 29th
3. Do you have Skype or TS?: No
4. How many wins do you have?: -200
5. How long have you been playing?: Since 1989
6. Past Clans?: Cripz, Wu Tang Clan, and I am a part of the government.
7. Working/Decent Microphone?:Yes, I have the Stax SR-009 “Earspaker” which are $4,450 dollars, but I got them at a garage sale for $20
8. PVP Strengths: I can bench 100lb
9. PVP Weaknesses: I can't do more than 10 pull ups.
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: I am actually sponsored by Viagra, Muppets, and Cartoon Network.
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: Nope, I also hate all of them.
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers: Because I should, and I love everyone in it.

(If you can't tell, this is a joke.)

 

[R3vVolution]

Jk, I won't have cheerleader.

1. Minecraft IGN: I actually don't have a minecraft account.
2. What is your age? 9, but i'll be 12 in 9 years, because I was born on February 29th
3. Do you have Skype or TS?: No
4. How many wins do you have?: -200
5. How long have you been playing?: Since 1989
6. Past Clans?: Cripz, Wu Tang Clan, and I am a part of the government.
7. Working/Decent Microphone?:Yes, I have the Stax SR-009 “Earspaker” which are $4,450 dollars, but I got them at a garage sale for $20
8. PVP Strengths: I can bench 100lb
9. PVP Weaknesses: I can't do more than 10 pull ups.
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: I am actually sponsored by Viagra, Muppets, and Cartoon Network.
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: Nope, I also hate all of them.
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers: Because I should, and I love everyone in it.

(If you can't tell, this is a joke.)

Sorry for double post, But I won't be on until I get my computer back. Which will be about a week.

 

[Feno]

1. Minecraft IGN: Fenomous
2. What is your age? 13
3. Do you have Skype or TS?: Both beb.
4. How many wins do you have?: alot.
5. How long have you been playing?: dayz.
6. Past Clans?: CyanVolts
7. Working/Decent Microphone?: yesh.
8. PVP Strengths: Sword, bow, fishing rod
9. PVP Weaknesses: lag
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: yes.
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: yes
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers:
a paragraph why you think you should be in Implayers

 

[UpdatinStatus]

wat happen to volts ;-;

 

[ALL1DO1SW1N]

1. Minecraft IGN: Fenomous
2. What is your age? 13
3. Do you have Skype or TS?: Both beb.
4. How many wins do you have?: alot.
5. How long have you been playing?: dayz.
6. Past Clans?: CyanVolts
7. Working/Decent Microphone?: yesh.
8. PVP Strengths: Sword, bow, fishing rod
9. PVP Weaknesses: lag
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: yes.
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: yes
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers:
a paragraph why you think you should be in Implayers

ACCEPTED - <3

Jk, I won't have cheerleader.

1. Minecraft IGN: I actually don't have a minecraft account.
2. What is your age? 9, but i'll be 12 in 9 years, because I was born on February 29th
3. Do you have Skype or TS?: No
4. How many wins do you have?: -200
5. How long have you been playing?: Since 1989
6. Past Clans?: Cripz, Wu Tang Clan, and I am a part of the government.
7. Working/Decent Microphone?:Yes, I have the Stax SR-009 “Earspaker” which are $4,450 dollars, but I got them at a garage sale for $20
8. PVP Strengths: I can bench 100lb
9. PVP Weaknesses: I can't do more than 10 pull ups.
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: I am actually sponsored by Viagra, Muppets, and Cartoon Network.
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: Nope, I also hate all of them.
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers: Because I should, and I love everyone in it.

(If you can't tell, this is a joke.)

Pending

 

[themastern00b]

Jk, I won't have cheerleader.

1. Minecraft IGN: I actually don't have a minecraft account.
2. What is your age? 9, but i'll be 12 in 9 years, because I was born on February 29th
3. Do you have Skype or TS?: No
4. How many wins do you have?: -200
5. How long have you been playing?: Since 1989
6. Past Clans?: Cripz, Wu Tang Clan, and I am a part of the government.
7. Working/Decent Microphone?:Yes, I have the Stax SR-009 “Earspaker” which are $4,450 dollars, but I got them at a garage sale for $20
8. PVP Strengths: I can bench 100lb
9. PVP Weaknesses: I can't do more than 10 pull ups.
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: I am actually sponsored by Viagra, Muppets, and Cartoon Network.
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: Nope, I also hate all of them.
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers: Because I should, and I love everyone in it.

(If you can't tell, this is a joke.)

Accept him!!!1!1!!!!!1!

 

[themastern00b]

shut up

I wasn't trying to be mean. I really thought that's what you wanted to discuss with Andy.

 

[themastern00b]

ACCEPTED - <3



Pending

Pending? Is this some kind of bad joke? Accept him now!

EDIT: Oops, triple post...

 

[Snickerssss_72]

1. Minecraft IGN: Snickers_72
2. What is your age?15
3. Do you have Skype or TS?:Yes
4. How many wins do you have?:Too many i lost count
5. How long have you been playing?:2 years or so
6. Past Clans?:Cyan Volts
7. Working/Decent Microphone?:Yep
8. PVP Strengths: Sw0rd, F1sh1ng r0d, F&S
9. PVP Weaknesses:Lagg
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: Diamond
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: No i r Bkrandy
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers: I is AndyFilps biggest fan

 

[cadbane4321]

1. Minecraft IGN: Snickers_72
2. What is your age?15
3. Do you have Skype or TS?:Yes
4. How many wins do you have?:Too many i lost count
5. How long have you been playing?:2 years or so
6. Past Clans?:Cyan Volts
7. Working/Decent Microphone?:Yep
8. PVP Strengths: Sw0rd, F1sh1ng r0d, F&S
9. PVP Weaknesses:Lagg
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: Diamond
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: No i r Bkrandy
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers: I is AndyFilps biggest fan

Accepted

 

[SuperxAndrew]

1. Minecraft IGN: Supahexandruh
2. What is your age? 16
3. Do you have Skype or TS?: Are these various species of birds?
4. How many wins do you have?: like 550
5. How long have you been playing?: 2 years this may #beta #v1 #original #betterthanyou
6. Past Clans?: Romans, Titans, Cyan Volts
7. Working/Decent Microphone?: Yes
8. PVP Strengths: Running away, hiding, and eating food
9. PVP Weaknesses: pvp in general and playing in a team
10. Do you have Donor/Sponsor? [Isn't Required]: Yes
11. Have you teamed with anyone in the roster previously?: Don't think so? Is spo15 in this clan?
12. Write a paragraph why you think you should be in Impalers:
Ain't no body got time for this. I should be in impalers because I am me.

 

[Cat_On_A_Poptart]

wat happen to volts ;-;

they're as good as disbanded.