Cheesy Jokes (Best Of Da Best)

[cadbane4321]

Knock knock!

Get the f*** away from my door.

 

[Rheo]

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We are both lawyers."

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
(Credit Friend #1)

What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
(Credit Friend #2)

 

[Manos]

One day, a boy and a girl were going to prom. The boy wanted to get a limo, but there was a long limo line. Later that night, the boy went to go get some food. But there was a long line. After that, he was thirsty so he went to go get some punch. That's when he realised that there was no punch line.
Ba-dum-Ching

 

[Mint_Sibs]

One day, a boy and a girl were going to prom. The boy wanted to get a limo, but there was a long limo line. Later that night, the boy went to go get some food. But there was a long line. After that, he was thirsty so he went to go get some punch. That's when he realised that there was no punch line.
Ba-dum-Ching

MOOOOOOOMMMM HE MADE A FUNNY PUT IT ON THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!

 

[Ali]

Knock knock

Who's there

Orange

Orange who?

Oraaaaaannnngggee.

 

[Mint_Sibs]

Knock knock

Who's there

Orange

Orange who?

Oraaaaaannnngggee.

So this is why you never say jokes

 

[Ali]

So this is why you never say jokes

wow dood rood :c

 

[Code220]

How does Steve get his exercise?... He runs around the block!

 

[Tal_Pal]

a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. the Psychiatrist says I can clearly see your nuts

 

[CommunityNightmare]

a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. the Psychiatrist says I can clearly see your nuts

Ha, good one.


Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Sally!

If a bomb blew up, where does Sally go? Everywhere.

Why was Timmy hit by a car? Sally was driving.

 

[Dave | Rev]

-=WARNING, A BIT RACIST=-

Crimea River.

 

[chezmiester]

BunnzOfCookie I wonder if I tell my famous joke I'll get banned