Cheesy Jokes (Best Of Da Best)

[OhFancy]

How did the Italian chef die?

He pasta way

 

[BlitzCometITU]

Why was the mushroom invited to every party? He was a fungi.

Why couldn't the marsupial work at the zoo? He wasn't koalafied.

 

[StarWilly12]

Heres a cheesy joke for you. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk xD

 

[BunnzOfCookie]

BunnzOfCookie I wonder if I tell my famous joke I'll get banned

Say it as if ur saying it to me

 

[DonnieHD]

789, nuff said!

 

[BlueHeron]

2 fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

 

[Shaunypie87]

A man and his wife were trying to setup a new password for their new computer. For the husbands account he put in "mypenis"

The computer responded, saying: Error. Not long enough.

 

[chezmiester]

Say it as if ur saying it to me

Wanna hear a joke? your life killurself
Knock knock whos there killurself.
jkjkjkjk
Knock knock (who's there?) orange (orange who?) orange you glad I didn't say killurself jk killurself

 

[ToeKnee]

why did the chicken cross the road

because why not

because

billyguy1

 

[Bamber]

What does the Gangster duck smoke?
Quack.

I had a few other I forgot about, but I'll edit them in later.

 

[123456789matrty]

What happened to the two dairy thiefs?

They were put into 'custardy'

 

[Bambam2001]

Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side? He’s alright now!