Wish Corrupter!

[megahugestrike]

You get you paper, but it is soggy and wet and you can't use it.

I wish for summer to never end.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Summer never ends but that game you always wanted comes at the end of the summer.

I wish that Beiber would die in a fire.

 

[Ikubi]

Beiber dies in a fire. Bieber still lives.

I wish for a true cake.

 

[CrimsonRed]

You get a true cake but you're forced to commit to testing in a dangerous science facility with the ASHPD for a corrupted computer system implanted with the biological memories of the founder of said science facility.

I wish that last sentence made sense.

 

[Daalexantor]

It does, to someone else.

I wish for better weapons

 

[Jtzink]

You get better weapons, but kill yourself with them.

I wish for money.

 

[Daalexantor]

You get money, but it is not for you contry.

I wish for the survival server to get relased.

 

[KingJr]

Your wish is granted, but sadly the servers all crash for hours and you are unable to play them.
I wish for no more corruption.

 

[Daalexantor]

You get no more corruption, but all goverments are dissolved and were taken over by a goverment called Panem.

I wish for tekkit to load without moving so slow.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Tekkit loads without moving so slow, but it moves slower than that.

I wish for Minecraft to keep giving me errors.

 

[Ikubi]

Minecraft now keeps giving you errors but now so does everything else.

 

[Vaangel]

I wish I could get my revenge on some noobs...