Wish Corrupter!

[BURRITOZ0123]

You get a golden ticket, But it is counterfeit.

I wish for a Calculator.

 

[Daalexantor]

You get you caculator, but it has no batteries, and you have no batteries.

I wish i was a superhero

 

[BURRITOZ0123]

Wish granted, but your only power is to know the meaning of one-letter-words.

I wish 1.3 was out.

 

[FyreCat]

1.3 is out, but the zombie apocalypse begins

 

[The_Soy_Man]

Whats your wish fyrecat?

 

[FyreCat]

I wish i had a bunker for the apocalypse!

 

[The_Soy_Man]

You get a bunker, but the apocalypse comes with a virus that infects you

I wish to win the survival games

 

[Daalexantor]

You get a bunker, but the apocalypse comes with a virus that infects you

I wish to win the survival games

You win the survival games, but you got kicked off the survival games server right after.

I wanna go to the moon

 

[The_Soy_Man]

You win the survival games, but you got kicked off the survival games server right after.

I wanna go to the moon

Lol that's what happened the first time i won. So it didn't count it

You go to the moon, but you forget your helmet

 

[Daalexantor]

However, what i forgot to meanchon was that you where banned. Pemenatly.

i want to be a jedi

 

[The_Soy_Man]

You become a jedi, but you are killed in the third movie

I wish the third map was better

 

[Daalexantor]

The third map becomes better, but Valardes computer files get corrupted, so no one ever plays them.

I wish COD would get cannceled