What's your excuse?

[duckluv321]

This is a simple, fun forum game, I was introduced to on another forum.

Basically, all you need to do is come up with a completely random excuse as to why you cannot do the task the player above you asked you to do.

For example:

Player 1~ Wash the dishes.
Player 2~ I can't because my shoes are purple.

Player 2 will also give another task to the next player, in the same post.

I'll start it off:

Drive to the market.

 

[Zeno]

I can't because I don't have a driver's license (soon....)

Make me a sandwich :3

 

[BlitzCometITU]

I can't. A narwhal ate my sandwich making hand.

Make zeno a sandwhich

 

[Zeno]

I can't, because my job is to order other people to make sammiches.

Make me laugh.

 

[BlitzCometITU]

I can't because I don't have the skills of zeno. ;D

Buy me a joke book.

 

[wonderwaffle237]

My butt got ripped off, so I can't walk.

Roof an entire condo.

 

[Ninga]

I can't because I have no money

Teach me how to ride a bike.

 

[wonderwaffle237]

I can't because you're too fat to ride a bike

Buy me a present

 

[BlitzCometITU]

I can't because I used all my money to sponsor thatonetomahawk!

Bring home some milk

 

[wonderwaffle237]

My cow died...

revive my cow.

 

[BlitzCometITU]

cant't, this isn't left 4 dead dood.

Go buy a new cow

 

[Elisha]

I can't, cows will step on me.

Go get my friend donor