The Rap Battle Thread (2015)

[Kirsten]

If a nerd is what I am,
prepare yourself for this killcam...

Your face is distorted,
your rhythms have been thwarted,
by the legend that is me,
I hope that you can see,
That your battle sir is lost,
at a greatly painful cost,
of your dignity it seems,
plus all your hopes and dreams,
With my victory I can say,
I've left you in dismay.

Oh, I see you be making up these lies
About winning the prize
Let me prove you wrong and set you in your place
You are a disgrace to the human race
I'll kick you in the face and send you into space

 

[Tuatara]

Oh, I see you be making up these lies
About winning the prize
Let me prove you wrong and set you in your place
You are a disgrace to the human race
I'll kick you in the face and send you into space

Omg, made my day!! xD

 

[FLAMEdex]

Oh, I see you be making up these lies
About winning the prize
Let me prove you wrong and set you in your place
You are a disgrace to the human race
I'll kick you in the face and send you into space

Don't kick him in the face,
Now thats a disgrace,
Dont be rude,
Are we tryna start a fued?

Your rhymes arn't in time,
Singin' so fast should give you a fine,
I bet could even fit in a Vine ,

Yo banner says no angel could harm,
Since when do angels harm,
They dont even have arms,
Just got the holy charm,
Do they even exist?
I guess you could refer to the Psalms,

Woops did I just ring the fire alarm?
Sh!ts gettin' heated in here
No angel can help you now

 

[Kirsten]

Don't kick him in the face,
Now thats a disgrace,
Dont be rude,
Are we tryna start a fued?

Your rhymes arn't in time,
Singin' so fast should give you a fine,
I bet could even fit in a Vine ,

Yo banner says no angel could harm,
Since when do angels harm,
They dont even have arms,
Just got the holy charm,
Do they even exist?
I guess you could refer to the Psalms,

Woops did I just ring the fire alarm?
Sh!ts gettin' heated in here
No angel can help you now

You say I'll be good in a vine
I'm sure I'll do quite fine

At least I'll be getting more views than you
I'll be number one and you'll be number two

Better watch what you say
These angels will come your way

 

[Sw3t4y_n3rd5]

You want to fight? **** up ****.
I'll eat your face, if you want shum.

 

[FLAMEdex]

You say I'll be good in a vine
I'm sure I'll do quite fine

At least I'll be getting more views than you
I'll be number one and you'll be number two

Better watch what you say
These angels will come your way

You can get all the views you want,
But ill be gettin' all the fame,
Its quite a shame since you have some game,
But I can understand cos your raps are lame,
I'm a f*ckin' hawk, you're a pigeon with bird flu,
Hear that "Boo?" They're not boo'ing at me their boo'ing at you,
Who knew the crowd could be so true?,
Now sniff some CO2 it might be helpful for you,
"choo choo" oh thats the train for you,
Now ride outa here son there's nothin here for you,

 

[therealhoogee]

Oh, I see you be making up these lies
About winning the prize
Let me prove you wrong and set you in your place
You are a disgrace to the human race
I'll kick you in the face and send you into space

y'all rhymes make no sense,
use the right damn tense,
and your lyrics are poor,
I'll say no more.

 

[Giggity69Goo]

mfw no one is following the rules anymore and you basically have to come up with a whole song

 

[MCGamerzism | Gizm]

mfw no one is following the rules anymore and you basically have to come up with a whole song

That...
And people are just copy and pasting other peoples raps and lyrics...plagiarism and unoriginal :/...Weak.

 

[therealhoogee]

That...
And people are just copy and pasting other peoples raps and lyrics...plagiarism and unoriginal :/...Weak.

you can google all of mine xD 100% original.
I do however think that my raps sound more like shakespeare than a rap.
and i broke all the rules .
like 6 times .

 

[SnoopSean]

JustAHotDog

yo guys all think
your the best, on the brink
but where's the real god
he's not here, not a mod

he's a legend in the speech
knows how to rap uses that to preach
he's got the rhymes
all the time
takes you down to Anaheim!

he don't need no rules
no need no challenge
he just raps freestyle'n

we need the rap god
show you all up
you all don't know what to say
he's the best all around
because he's really really not g*y……

 

[Gataraid]

Guys. Please stick to 2-4 lines it makes it's more fun with short roasts than to have a whole song. Please stick to the rules.