Survive the next user's attack!

[leMaCderp]

The aim of this game is simple. Kill the poster below you, and survive the poster above you.
Such as ( I shoot the next user with a shotgun.) You must counter back by saying something, like it was out of ammo. Then, it's your turn to kill the next player.
I'll start :
The next user gets narwhalled in his intestines.

 

[darkai202]

A narwhal cannot simply be narwhaled.

You're surrounded by a bunch of baccas using forcefield, gg.

 

[Blake]

They all crashed. gg

You're being eaten alive by a snail.

 

[SixZoSeven]

I am part ender. I teleport out.
You are falling to your death into the Grand Canyon.

 

[Zeno]

Eat it from the inside!

HADOUKEN!

Edit: >.>
Parachute!

Hadouken!

 

[Nadare]

Sidestep.

I command my rabid panda army of 1012 to tear you apart.

 

[SimplyToTheMax]

I set a trap with carrots and bambus in it...

I get my Navy Seal buddys and tell them to get you

 

[funnybunny]

I am a navy seal and I go with them on a bacca hunting mission.

I lock you in a pillow.

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Pillows don't have locks

I tear off your head.

 

[funnybunny]

Pillows don't have locks

I tear off your head.

I'm a sock monkey and I use red food die for no reason...

I destroy the entire world and teleport to Pluto.

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Before hand I built a rocket ship. I travel to mars to punch you in the face.

I say you're not funny.

 

[funnybunny]

Before hand I built a rocket ship. I travel to mars to punch you in the face.

I say you're not funny.

LOL I WAS ON PLUTO!

I cry and leave this game, you win.