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Pick Up Lines

Toe

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My magic watch says you have no underwear on.

Oh you do?

It must be 15 minutes fast...
 

Tigris0124

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You must be a positive ion and I must be negative because I feel an attraction between us.
 

Mint_Sibs

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Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
 

Qyxr

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Sorry about the vulgarity in this one :p
If it's too rude I'll edit it

Also, do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
 

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