Forum Game- Ask a stupid Question, recieve a dumb answer

[OwenzKillz]

Yes because egg yolks make the world have gravity


Why does the chicken have a neon/ blue beak

 

[R3vVolution]

Because the Earth rotates around the moon.

Facebook?

 

[OwenzKillz]

Yes because my carpet needs a haircut


Why do I want to eat my baby

 

[OreoTheLlama]

Mice are very rare, so probably because the answer was zero.

What does Antidisestablishmentarianism mean?

 

[Fireized]

The opposite of senstablishenterianism

Why is your nose crooked

 

[OwenzKillz]

Because monkeys like green potatoes

Does it matter if my frog looks like a planet?

 

[Fireized]

Not unless it's supposed to be dieting

Why am I so swagalixious

 

[OwenzKillz]

Because maybe the gravitational pull in the earth is strong on Wednesdays

Why am I so sexy?

 

[Fusionnuggets]

Because maybe the gravitational pull in the earth is strong on Wednesdays

Why am I so sexy?

Because you watched a panda bear pull down micheal Jordan's pants on top of my dogs toenail which then exploded with an immense amount of swagger and guess what! That swag was inside a chicken which was born in six flags while my mom was washing your nose after you watched 22 jump street.

So, how do you open a beer can without a beer can?

 

[Manos]

Look at the clock

What's the time?

 

[cadbane4321]

Time for you to eat a walrus

Do you smell that?

 

[Mamiamato24]

Adolph Hitler wouldn't approve...

If mouse -> mice, then would house -> hice?