Elevate [US Clan]

[n o o f]

Im bout to lay these beats for my boy max,

Frog more like your dog at this game.
Recruiting people that dont play the server trying to get the fame.
"Oh i won a ring! This will make up for having a small ding a ling!"
Frog the best leader? anyone can be carried by their team
Recruiting apzy so you can be in someways like me.
You take the game so seriously? its for fun
Taking out all of elevate when their hands are up and youve got a gun.
Maybe it would be better if you went outside and got some sun.
Maybe get some excersise, idk go for a run?
But you are sitting in your chair acting like a tough guy
The amount you care of about some imaginary rings makes me sigh.
Its ok at least you will have that on your tombstone when you die.

who won? whos next? you decide!!!!!!!!!

 

[jewboys]

> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Minecraft so much, I owned all the diamond swords and golden apples.
> I pray to Notch every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Minecraft is love", I say, "Minecraft is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a toggling f-ggot.
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Minecraft
> I called him a c-nt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
> I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Notch
> I am so happy
> He whispers into my ear, "This is my server"
> He grabs me with his powerful 8-bit hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my a55 cheeks for Notch
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Notch
> I can feel my an-s tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Notch
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his sword
> My dad walks in
> Notch looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's the ender now"
> Notch leaves through my portal

Minecraft is love, Minecraft is life

that text dont turn green btw

 

[Kohiro]

Im bout to lay these beats for my boy max,

Frog more like your dog at this game.
Recruiting people that dont play the server trying to get the fame.
"Oh i won a ring! This will make up for having a small ding a ling!"
Frog the best leader? anyone can be carried by their team
Recruiting apzy so you can be in someways like me.
You take the game so seriously? its for fun
Taking out all of elevate when their hands are up and youve got a gun.
Maybe it would be better if you went outside and got some sun.
Maybe get some excersise, idk go for a run?
But you are sitting in your chair acting like a tough guy
The amount you care of about some imaginary rings makes me sigh.
Its ok at least you will have that on your tombstone when you die.

i like how u keep the destiny banner in ur signature so romantic

 

[Austin_HG]

Am i beautiful?

nyes

 

[Julia]

that text dont turn green btw

its ok pal let it be

Am i beautiful?

jc ofc ur my fwb

 

[plztem]

lmao get ur little gay ass poem out of here. u fcking hypocrite.

who tf is this kid

 

[jewboys]

its ok pal let it be

jc ofc ur my fwb

also this aint 4chan buddo

 

[TritonUS]

who tf is this kid

who tf r u random

 

[Julia]

also this aint 4chan buddo

plz ur ruining my moment to shine

 

[Kailey]

Status stays up till 7 in the mourning editing minecraft videos, all Andrew does is play mc, wicky dates a girl over minecraft, but ya I guess setting the date in a cb means mc is LiFE!!!

YO I'm the girl wicky dates over mc

 

[Austin_HG]

Skill have fun tonight dude cx

 

[plztem]

YO I'm the girl wicky dates over mc

cool beans