Dumb Ways to Die (IRL Edition)

[Iametal]

By shouting "F**K YOU " @ Your mum

 

[Qwackey]

Bringing real food into McDonalds.

 

[Ginger]

Driving by Compton.

 

[xExterminate]

Famous for creating a tasty and satisfying alcoholic beverage (sign the cheque to cash please, Brown-Forman Corporation, thanks), Jack Daniel died in 1911 at the tragic age of 65. I'd like to tell you that it was alcohol related, but this isn't the ironic ways to die.



Jack Daniel died from an infected toe. This came about from kicking his safe. Why kick a safe? He'd forgotten the combination.

Okay, maybe it's sort of alcohol related.​

 

[TheSurvivalGamesCrew]

drinking red bull

 

[GOFORGOLDCROZ]

Being stabbed to death by the corn stealer because you took his job of spamming the forums with pointless threads.

OMG

 

[Beardy]

This is real too, but I'm paraphrasing it. There was a guy who saw a glass of mysterious liquid, so he decided to take a swig. After putting it in his mouth, he realized it was actually gasoline that happened to be in a cup on his table. He spat it out all over himself and proceeded to pull out a cigarette for a smoke to calm himself down. I think you guys are smart enough to figure out what happened next.

For more dumb ways to die, here's a good website: http://www.darwinawards.com/

 

[Cimmy]

Eaten by a bus

 

[arsenal]

I know a dude that works in an emergency room. A guy came in after drinking a bottle of soy sauce. (This really happened) He did not die, but if he did that would be a pretty dumb way to die.

 

[Blazerboy | Noah]

after viewing a few... interesting... gifs on 4chan, i can say that leaving your child in the driveway to play and then letting your husband back out of the driveway... you know what comes next.

also taking a nap in the driveway followed by...

 

[Ag | Alex]

choking yourself with silly putty. (The color changing kind.)

 

[TheCornStealer]

Being hit by a parked car.