Corrupt a Wish!

[wardschreuder]

Well since the person above me didn't wish for anything:
I wish for free internet for everyone!

Granted, but it's 1 byte per second.
I wish for a multi-million dollar modern house.

 

[Miner9823]

Granted, however it will be completely haunted by bloodthirsty ghosts and demons.
I wish to be happy.

 

[KiDD]

Granted, however your happiness is accompanied by the inability to clearly think.
I wish that wishes came true.

 

[Electrix]

Crap!

Granted, but humans no longer have the capacity to wish.

Ok, I wish for cake, but the cake can't be a lie.

 

[Tranquilityy]

Crap!

Granted, but humans no longer have the capacity to wish.

Ok, I wish for cake, but the cake can't be a lie.

Granted, but there's cyanide poison in the cake. Hue hue

I wish for a snowman...

 

[Braden]

Well since the person above me didn't wish for anything:
I wish for free internet for everyone!

Granted, but the internet is .00000000001 up/down with 1435345345 ping.
I wish for a pokémon.

 

[Mamiamato24]

Granted, but it brutally murders you because that's what Pokémon do, right?
I wish for my sanity back.

 

[Tranquilityy]

Granted, but it brutally murders you because that's what Pokémon do, right?
I wish for my sanity back.

Granted, but your IQ drops to 60.
I wish for a snowman... (because no one corrupted it before. xD )

 

[Jordyy]

Granted, but your IQ drops to 60.
I wish for a snowman... (because no one corrupted it before. xD )

Granted, but it's summer
I wish for a cookie

 

[Jojo]

Granted, but it's summer
I wish for a cookie

Granted but I already ate it.

I wish for the Summer to come back soon.

 

[Electrix]

Granted, but it is so hot that you can't leave the house all summer. Global warming sux ;(

I wish for a working Oculus Rift.

 

[JamelB]

Granted, but it is so hot that you can't leave the house all summer. Global warming sux ;(

I wish for a working Oculus Rift.

granted, but you click on a screaming and you pull them off so hard they snap.


i wish for more wins on MCSG