Dedicated to Vanessa, who believed my initial application did not suffice.
IGN: Zypes/Pong
Age: Excluding the occasions where I test myself to determine the length of time I am able to last without breathing in, Earth's air has been travelling through my respiratory system for approximately 17 years and 29 days.
Microphone/Headset: My microphone is quite literally a ball at the moment. It broke off of it's stand (supported only by a small screw; how cheap) and I am now using a glass to hold it up. This allows for an excellent usage of space on my desk when I'm thirsty. An image will be attached.
Got Slack/TS: I am both a registered Slack user and a regular TeamSpeak user. If I'm not sleeping, I'm on TeamSpeak. Hell, I'm usually even on TS at school during class. If you need an extra scrim member during school hours, I'll gladly hop on Minechat and use my persuasive abilities to convince the opposition to use /seppuku.
Game rank (Regular, Donor, Mod): My primary account, Zypes, unfortunately does not have donor at this time. Here is my well-thought out, step-by-step plan describing my solution to this problem:
- Open Google Chrome via the shortcut on my taskbar and proceed to use my left mouse button to click the address bar.
- Use my keyboard to enter the following URL: https://account.mojang.com/login
- Log in using my credentials for the account "Zypes".
- Use my left mouse button to click the link that will take me to the webpage that will allow me to change my name to another name for 30 days.
- Change my name.
- Log out.
- Repeat the above steps, logging into "Pong" this time.
- In 37 days, change both accounts to the opposite names. As a result, I will have donor on Zypes.
This however, is a very high-risk idea as it would allow another player with ninja-like timing to snatch either name, therefore I'll probably just keep Pong as Pong and Zypes as Zypes.
Past bans: I'm too lazy to bring all this past up and start drama. I got banned in 2013 (falsely, but I'll leave that to whoever wants to judge stuff) but am now unbanned and alive.
Past clans: I am the proud owner of the US/CA division of Zen. This clan was very successful, having never lost a scrimmage or clan battle. Fear the undefeated. We totally didn't take part in only 2 scrimmages and 0 clan battles before crumbling apart due to inactivity...
Strengths: I'd hope 5000 hours+ of Minecraft would be enough to say I'm pretty much good at what I need to be good at. What puts me above the rest? I click fast. Free audio samples available over TeamSpeak.
Weaknesses: I'm really bad at dying multiple times in one game. :/
Ratio: All of my accounts were 50%+ on the old leaderboards, but I wiped them due to harassment. I think I kept Pong, so if you want to go check his old stats out they're still there. He had a 75-80% ratio before I went around playing for fun and helping others win.
How often have you played with any members: Eden and I are buds. I'm known among most of the trial members and have played with them enough to know how to play with them. Soul knows me, unless he forgot his brain in his locker...
Why should we choose you for Apex: I'm an alien and will obliterate this clan if I am not accepted. I also offer free listening sessions, to both my incredibly soothing voice and the great sound of my fingers.
Anything you would like to add: Setup?
