Wish Corrupter!

[The_Soy_Man]

You get it all, but that includes the cast of Jersey Shore.

I want a faster pig

 

[Daalexantor]

You get a faster pig, but It runs to fast and you can't catch it.

I want to have my own personal rollercoaster.

 

[CrimsonRed]

You get a roller coaster, but it's the size of a coffee table and its made of pretzel sticks.

I wish that I had infinite USD.

 

[TheMinecraftPerson]

you do, but you can't get any of it until you're 18...
I wish that I had another pet cat.

 

[Daalexantor]

you do, but you can't get any of it until you're 18...
I wish that I had another pet cat.

You get another pet cat, but its dumb and isn't potty trained

I wish for Diamond donor.

 

[Agent_A]

You get diamond donor, and are put in prison for hacking the server.
I wish for an awesome computer that in no way whatsoever has anything wrong with it.

 

[Hystericallify]

The computer turns out to be extremely energy-exhausting and chunks up your electricity bills.
I wish my wishes won't be corrupted.

 

[Maccagirl888]

Your wish is granted but it is not for I made it corrupted
I wish to not have a wish.

 

[Hystericallify]

Your wish is granted but it is not for I made it corrupted
I wish to not have a wish.

Wish corrupted, I gave you a specified wish you must abide, suicide!
I wish that I was Chad

 

[Daalexantor]

Your chad, but then you have to put up with newbs posting threads to remove the parts of the game that make it fun.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

Lol, this thread was so necroed

 

[Hystericallify]

Wish corrupted, homeschool'd
I wish The_Soy_Man hadn't said ^